Post by Craig on Jan 14, 2006 20:32:22 GMT -5
Demonic Explains The Mystery of Solar Beam!
Solar Beam, and why some non-grass can use it![/center]
- Solrock, being an avatar of the Sun, has to be able to use it...obviously for it's very lifeforce is drawn from the sun.
- Groudon after existing for many years became stronger and stronger. It became a demigod so powerful it can control the sun itself. By doing so, it can create Solar Beam even easier than grass types.
- A Few Bugs, such as Butterfree, Beedrill, the Venos, and feed on so much plants, that they actually have excess cholorphyll in their bodies. This chlorophyll stores sunlight and allows them to fire solar beams after absorbing enough!
- Cleffa, Clefairy and Clefable came from...space...and stuff...so they have alien sun magic and can use solar beam to mutilate miltanks...They have also been known to turn into monkeys and sprout spikey blonde hair.
- Igglybuff. Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff are distant cousins of Clefairy, except...uh...they forgot their mission, but still have their alien sun magic...yeah...
- Ponyta and Rapidash are decendants of the horses that used to...um...pull Apollo's Chariot across the sky!!! So they have a strong connection to the sun itself!
- Likitung...ate a solrock.
- Chansey is...actually a female groudon!!!
- Kangaskhan is...actually the reincarnation of a Mongolian warlord who obtained...sun magic!
- Mr. Mime...mimed that he had solarbeam...it worked...
- Tauros...ate a solrock.
- Porygon is a 1337 h4x0r.
- Snorlax sleeps out in the sun all day...by doing this...it actually absorbs sunlight in it's thick skin and allows it to generate a solarbeam.
- Mewtwo...ate a solrock.
- Mew...is the mother of all pokemon...so it ate a solrock.
- Sentret and Furret...ate a solrock.
- Togepi and Togetics...are...mirage Pokemon so they can do whatever they want...yeah...
- Natu and Xatu learned...Sun Magic from an aztec god!!!
- Ever wonder why Aipom has a hand on it's tail? Because that hand literally CATCHES sunlight!!!
- Although they are classified as bugs, Pinco and Forretress are actually plants!
- *Squishes Dunsparce* NEXT!!!
- *Tosses Snubull and Granbull into a vet's office.* NEXT!!!
- *Pulls out newspapers and kills Houndor and Houndoom.* ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKING DOGS!!!
- Porygon 2 is a 13373r h4><0r.
- Stantler absorbs sunlight with the orbs in it's antlers. Allowing it to fire solar beams...
- After getting Mutilated by so much Aliens they mutated and also gained Sun Magic to retailate against Alien Sun Magic...
- Blissey is a female Groudon wearing a dress!
- *Kicks Entei into a Volcano* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DOGS!!!
- Ho-oh is the sunbird...so yeah...
- Beautifly is so beautiful it can use Solar Beam.
- Dustox is so ugly it was given Solar Beam from pity.
- *Stomp!* *Stomp!* Hmm? What's a Surskit...there is no such thing as a Surskit...
- Masquerain-->Refer to: Bottom of my shoe.(If there are no Surskit there can be no Masquerain, MUWAHAHAHAA!)
- Slakoth-Slaking. Refer to: Snorlax.
- Nincada can use solarbeam for the same reason Ninjask can.
- Ninjask can use solarbeam because Shednja can.
- Shednja can use solarbeam because he did in an episode of Pokemon...so yeah!
- STFU!!! *Kills the all the Sound Pokemon(Whismer-Exploud)*
- Skitty's tail is a plant...so thats why it can use solarbeam...
- *Goes genocide on Skitty.* Skitty has no evolution.
- *Pulls a huge cube of Iron from the furnace.* Hmm? Mawile and Aggron...never head of em.
- Volbeat and Illumise glow BECAUSE they absorb sunlight...yup...no chemicals involved...go away now...
- Gulpin...gulped a Solrock.
- Swalot...swalloed a Solrock.
- Ahhh!!! PINK ANTS!!!*Pulls out Raid* Ahh...no more ants...
- Vibrava is green...so it MUST have Chlorophyll...IT MUST.
- Flygon...IT'S EVEN MORE PLANT-LIKE THAN VIBRAVA!!!
- Swablu and Altaria spend so much time blocking the sun that they absorb sunlight in their clouds.
- *Throws a Seviper into a bottomless pit* Hey look, Zangoose! It's your archnemesis!!!
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!! BALTOY EVOLVED FROM SOLROCK!!! AND CLAYDOL EVOLVED FROM BALTOY!!!
- Castform is the weather Pokemon...so it can evolve sunlight...when it's sunny...because...it becomes...a gooey...sun...thingie...
- Kecleon...is the same as Butterfree and Beedrill...
- *Waits for Brendan to catch Latios, Latias and Deoxys.*
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*Brendan Catches them*
*Sends Brendan to the Shadow Realm* - Rayquaza has the word Ray in his name...which is like a "ray of sunlight"...he's also green...so he has Chlorophyll!!! *Gasp*
Yay!!! I'm Done!!! This has been brought to you by DemonicChocobo. And the Letter 4.