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Post by daveshan on Jan 17, 2006 21:48:40 GMT -5
Here is where you can talk during times of the absence of the DM's
I'll start us off.
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman, discuss.
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Post by bigbboy1234 on Jan 17, 2006 22:35:52 GMT -5
Oh hell no! Don't you even think of trying that discussion! I just finished with my Euro exam and I am not going down that road again...
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Post by banov on Jan 20, 2006 19:29:57 GMT -5
Old Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo City like a big playgroundwhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeand hit Godzilla with a BatgrenadeGodzilla got pissed and began to attackbut didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fuwhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueand he started beating up Shaquille O'Nealthen they both got flattened by the Batmobilebut before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his graveand took an AK47 out from under his hatand blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tatbut he ran out of bullets and he ran awaybecause Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Primelike Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crimeand then Shaq came back covered in a tire trackbut Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his backand Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machetebut suddenly something caught his leg and he trippedIndiana Jones took him out with his whipthen he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behindand he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missedand Jackie Chan deflected it with his fistthen he jumped in the air and did a summersaultwhile Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vaultonto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ooohthis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...angels sang out in immaculate chorusdown from the heavens descended Chuck Norriswho deliver a kick which could shatter bonesinto the crotch of Indiana Joneswho fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Waynebut Chuck saw through his clever disguiseand he crushed Batman's head in between his thighsthen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie andCowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo Pan, Superman, every single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hoganall came out of no where lightning fastand they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assit was the bloodiest battle the world ever sawwith civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a centurymany lives were claimed, but eventuallythe champion stood, the rest saw their better:Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweaterthis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown...this is the Ultimate Showdown...this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
Someone emailed this to me, I found it pretty humorous....
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Post by bigbboy1234 on Jan 20, 2006 19:44:40 GMT -5
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Post by banov on Jan 20, 2006 19:53:34 GMT -5
...whoah. Did you guys see bauman getting killd by Lotox in the background? And in the final scene you can see his dead bodt sprawled among the piles of other bodies... hehe....
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Post by banov on Jan 20, 2006 19:59:19 GMT -5
Download mp3: fyad.org/7p2zI'm posting thsat for myself to download from, but you guys can too ^_^" |
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Post by daveshan on Jan 20, 2006 20:01:57 GMT -5
Written across the wall of an old cave were the some symbols.
It was considered a unique find, since the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick"
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Post by banov on Jan 20, 2006 21:58:23 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Craig on Jan 20, 2006 22:24:51 GMT -5
Somebody made a parody the Ultimate Showdown...it sucked...like hell...
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Post by bigbboy1234 on Jan 21, 2006 0:10:42 GMT -5
Yeah... it got the turd of the week award.
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